How do I inflate the tires on my lawnmower so I can save on gas?
My Hero: Miss Piggy! asked:
I don’t see that inflation hole what ever its called, so How am i supposed to save money so I can afford to cut my grass?
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I don’t see that inflation hole what ever its called, so How am i supposed to save money so I can afford to cut my grass?
March 20th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Bring it to Denver and hope the tires brush the hem of the Messiah’s robe.
March 21st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Use an Obama pump, it works great.
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:26 am
Why don’t you get a push mower? But if you want to keep gas, there should be a valve and you inflate it like you would inflate a bike tire. I don’t know if it will really make a difference though, because you’re pushing it over rough terrain so it won’t make the process smoother.
LOL, why am I getting thumbs down?
March 26th, 2009 at 5:17 am
Didn’t you get your pre-government issued tire guage?….gawd, so we have to do everything for you average people?…..jeese.
March 29th, 2009 at 2:13 am
what kind of mower do you have?
March 29th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
u must have got your lawnmower from the pawn shop if u have 2 inflate the tires…
March 30th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
If all 60,000,000 lawn mowers did that –it would END the oil crisis. That’s what the Messiah says…….so it HAS to be true
April 1st, 2009 at 5:45 am
Now you really got me. Just don’t cut the grass in anticipation of getting a donkey from O Bamba.
April 1st, 2009 at 8:17 am
LOL, how funny.
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
You sound skeptical. We could save the same amount of oil we’d get offshore if we just all had proper tire pressure. Think about a bike with flat tires; it’s harder to pedal.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
hehehehe right!
April 9th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
This would only help if your lawnmower is not self-propelled. If the tires are inflatable, I’m sure you can be a big boy and find the pressure valve yourself. Then simply remove the protective screw cap (lefty-loosy) and attach Fox News to the end for a constant stream of hot air. Once the appropriate pressure is reached, detach Fox and replace the protective cap (righty-tighty). Thanks for saving the environment. You could also help by unplugging your computer.
April 9th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Here is how:
Check the tire pressure first. Then check the gas level- make sure it’s topped off. Next pull the start and get the throttle up, get it going really loud. Next put the exhaust pipe in your mouth. Wait and see what happens next.
Let us know if it works like it’s supposed to.
April 12th, 2009 at 10:08 am
My advice is to ask at the Oh bummer web site…this and many thousands of other questions will forever remain unanswered.
April 14th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Don’t most liberals just rip off a few leaves and smoke it?
April 16th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I’ve never seen an air valve on the tires of a lawnmower. You just replace the tire if it goes flat. If you have a tractor, then maybe you need glasses. But keeping your tires inflated will make your engine run more efficiently. It’s been proven scientifically and it just makes good common sense. Duh!!
April 19th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Simple. Get out your tire gauge. Get out the gas can. Fill up your lawnmower with gas. Stick a rag in the gas hole. Light your cigarette. Accidentally drop it onto the gas tank. Have a nice day.